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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 42 | | | | Joke: | Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too."Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts! | | | |
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