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| | Category: | Zoo jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Carefully," replied the vet. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Zoo jokes  | | A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper."Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply."A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if thats a moose then... more
| | 2. | Category: Zoo jokes | | Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
| | 3. | Category: Zoo jokes | | An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction. It has also given rise to many unusual events. Last September one of the star... more
| | 4. | Category: Zoo jokes | | Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
| | 5. | Category: Zoo jokes | | Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of here!" said Sauer. "Go on, ifn you want to," said the other redneck. "But Ahm stayin for the whole movie!"... more
| | 6. | Category: Zoo jokes | | My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"... more
| | 7. | Category: Zoo jokes | | Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed... more
| | 8. | Category: Zoo jokes | | Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."... more
| | 9. | Category: Zoo jokes | | When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!... more
| | 10. | Category: Zoo jokes | | A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. W... more
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