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| | Category: | Zoo jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brothers keeper or my keepers brother." | | | |
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