| 1. | Category: Weather jokes  | | What is a Mexican weather report?Chilli today, hot tamale.... more
| | 2. | Category: Weather jokes | | I really dont understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.... more
| | 3. | Category: Weather jokes | | Theres a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. Its called Monday.... more
| | 4. | Category: Weather jokes | | Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "Its not the Heat thats so bad, its the Humidity."... more
| | 5. | Category: Weather jokes | | "Gosh, its raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother."Ive just stepped in a poodle!"... more
| | 6. | Category: Weather jokes | | Why do raindrops like lightning at night?-So they can see where they are going... more
| | 7. | Category: Weather jokes | | If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and cant see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.... more
| | 8. | Category: Weather jokes | | Which weather features do druggies like most?Highs... more
| | 9. | Category: Weather jokes  | | Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail... more
| | 10. | Category: Weather jokes | | There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isnt," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."... more
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