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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.... more | |
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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more | |
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| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more | |
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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more | |
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Whe... more | |
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| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an uncle or an aunt.... more | |
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more | |
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more | |
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more | |
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| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more |
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