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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?" | | | |
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