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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?" | | | |
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