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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It must have been so dark I didnt see the other one. | | | |
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