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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any taste. | | | |
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