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| 1. | Category: Food jokes |
| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I cant get the chocolate to light.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more | |
| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more | |
| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales." The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or... more | |
| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.Surprisingly, the wa... more | |
| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats a dolls favorite food?Barbie-Q!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more |
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