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| 1. | Category: Food jokes |
| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No maam, theyre dead."... more | |
| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any taste.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more | |
| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more |
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