| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man... more
| | 2. | Category: Food jokes | | What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
| | 3. | Category: Food jokes | | Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.... more
| | 4. | Category: Food jokes | | And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, maam. Its Brendan."... more
| | 5. | Category: Food jokes | | An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshment... more
| | 6. | Category: Food jokes | | At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: Is this pig?Another g... more
| | 7. | Category: Food jokes | | Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more
| | 8. | Category: Food jokes | | Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.... more
| | 9. | Category: Food jokes | | Whats a dolls favorite food?Barbie-Q!... more
| | 10. | Category: Food jokes | | What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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