| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshment... more
| | 2. | Category: Food jokes | | Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.... more
| | 3. | Category: Food jokes | | What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
| | 4. | Category: Food jokes | | Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
| | 5. | Category: Food jokes | | When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?""Why, its bean soup," she replied."I dont care what it has been," he sputtered. "What i... more
| | 6. | Category: Food jokes | | Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. Theyre small."... more
| | 7. | Category: Food jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more
| | 8. | Category: Food jokes | | What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more
| | 9. | Category: Food jokes | | Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
| | 10. | Category: Food jokes | | Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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