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| What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.... more | |
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| Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.... more | |
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| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more | |
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| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more | |
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| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more | |
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| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more | |
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| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more | |
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| What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.... more | |
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| One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?A quarter to three.... more | |
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.... more |
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