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Category:	Spelling jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? cant you just put it down without spelling it?"

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