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Category:	Farmer jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.

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