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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs wont come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin. | | | |
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