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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked... more
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