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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough. | | | |
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