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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk arou... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. Th... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all ove... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"... more
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