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| A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.They were welcome... more | |
| 2. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not muc... more | |
| 5. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the... more | |
| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks."Thats a l... more | |
| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farm... more | |
| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk arou... more |
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