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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more | |
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more | |
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more | |
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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more | |
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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more | |
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| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more | |
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more |
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