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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 46 | | | | Joke: | Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."John: "Is he feeling better now?"Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."John: "How did he break it?"Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window."John: "How did he break his arm?"Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription." | | | |
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