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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more | |
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| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more | |
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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more | |
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more | |
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter.""Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"... more | |
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| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more | |
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attention.... more | |
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."... more |
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