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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Jack went to see the camp nurse. I fell last night, he said. And I was unconscious for eight hours.The nurse was shocked. How awful. What happened?I fell asleep! | | | |
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