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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown. | | | |
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