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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer. | | | |
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