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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth. | | | |
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