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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing.When asked about his impressions, he commented:"No military precision in drill...""Why?""Did you see those violin players? They were moving their bows not in cadence." | | | |
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