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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 50 | | | | Joke: | A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor. | | | |
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