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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?" | | | |
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