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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?""To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent." | | | |
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