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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"The man replies, "all I can think of is... more
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