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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger. | | | |
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