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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet." | | | |
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