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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. A... more | |
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more | |
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more | |
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more | |
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more | |
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shop... more | |
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more | |
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more | |
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in....Well, you know the rest.... more |
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