| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Friday!... more
| | 2. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah... more
| | 3. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !... more
| | 4. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... more
| | 5. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?He was always horsing around.... more
| | 6. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back." "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "Hell always b... more
| | 7. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more
| | 8. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.... more
| | 9. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope, nary a one.""None? Youve never had any accidents.""Nope. Aint never had one. Never.""We... more
| | 10. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... more
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