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| | Category: | Cowboy jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 69 | | | | Joke: | Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I aint got no use for them. I cant even find anyplace to get my... more
| | 2. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... more
| | 3. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." The Cowboy fro... more
| | 4. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... more
| | 5. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, theyd cut the rope and hed drop... more
| | 6. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | It's the time of the Old West.
A citizen of the town comes running into the saloon and screams, "Big Bad Bart is coming! Big Bad Bart is coming! We gotta get outta town."
Everyone gets up in a hurry and takes off as fast as they can,... more
| | 7. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?He was always horsing around.... more
| | 8. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah... more
| | 9. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worl... more
| | 10. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope, nary a one.""None? Youve never had any accidents.""Nope. Aint never had one. Never.""We... more
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