| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | It's the time of the Old West.
A citizen of the town comes running into the saloon and screams, "Big Bad Bart is coming! Big Bad Bart is coming! We gotta get outta town."
Everyone gets up in a hurry and takes off as fast as they can,... more
| | 2. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
| | 3. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range.... more
| | 4. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... more
| | 5. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Friday!... more
| | 6. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "Whats the difference?" asked the lady.... more
| | 7. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... more
| | 8. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more
| | 9. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but youre only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didnt budge. The usher... more
| | 10. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope, nary a one.""None? Youve never had any accidents.""Nope. Aint never had one. Never.""We... more
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