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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, theyd cleaned 147 Johns. | | | |
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