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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more | |
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... theres a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more | |
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| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more | |
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more | |
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!... more | |
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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more | |
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proud... more |
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