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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Mandy.And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?Twenty one, Sir. | | | |
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