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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?No, said the mother, its too cold.Well, then, said George, can his football come out to play ? | | | |
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