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Category:	Car and train jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?""Where are you?" John asked. "Im in the drugstore," Jill responded. "And wheres the car?" John asked. Jill replied, "Its in here with me."

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