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| | Category: | Car and train jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!" | | | |
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