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| Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blondes house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!"The blonde yells back, "Whats the number?"... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist pick... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What do you say to a Blonde that wont give in?A: "Have another beer."... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| What did the blondes mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?"Just flush it like everybody else does."... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?From trying to blow out lightbulbs.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?A. To remind her that "toes go in first."... more | |
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| Q: What are the blondes first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"... more |
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