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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "Thats it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."Sams wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, its for after." | | | |
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