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| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator."Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde r... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?A: Flattered.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why cant blondes put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?A: She threw it off a cliff.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You dont. Theyre born that way.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen werent admitted!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump.Sure enough,... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?A. To see what was on the other side.... more |
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