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| Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?A: "Today children, we will learn our ABCs"... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?A: After a dye job.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The trucks driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the mi... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.... more |
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