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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?A: So they dont get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I dont know?" whenever you ask them a question. | | | |
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